so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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