Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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