I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
