i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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