we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
home. puking in laundry basket.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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