Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
