He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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