the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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