Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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