Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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