I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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