So drunk its hurt
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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