It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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