So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
