Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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