im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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