He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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