The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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