take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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