I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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