I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
being pregnant is like rehab
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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