I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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