a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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