i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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