So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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