i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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