I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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