Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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