bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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