Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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