I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
