Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
