ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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