Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
