His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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