I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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