i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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