I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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