so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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