Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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