shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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