I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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