Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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