He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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