hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
