i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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