Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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