that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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