my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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