shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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